Priceless.
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| Author: | tr7v8 [ Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Annuver Friday funny |
Something to offend everyone! A history teacher asks a class full of kids 'What was Churchill famous for?' A kid at the back shouts out 'He was the last white man to be called Winston!' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ? Everybody won. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law? About 2.3 pounds including the urn. -------------------------------------------------------- I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me... 'Oi, what's your disability?' I said 'Tourettes! Now f**k off!' ------------------------------------------------------ A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving. 'Excuse me do I know you?' he asks. 'Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids' she says. The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says 'Are you the bird I shagged on my stag night, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my arse?' 'No' she replies 'I'm your son's English teacher!' ------------------- --------------------------------- What's the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair? Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists. ------------------------------------------------------- A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'. He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'. She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'. ----------------------------------------------------- Father Duffy walks into the convent and sees Sister Rose washing the kitchen floor. He's overcome with desire and pushes her onto the ground. As he's shagging her the Rev Mother comes in. 'SISTER ROSE!!!' she roars 'Have some respect. Arch your back girl and keep Father Duffy's balls off the wet floor!!' ------------------------------------------ A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'. His wife replies 'You've got a bigger knob than your brother' |
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| Author: | J.J. [ Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Annuver Friday funny |
Priceless.
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| Author: | lindsayhbrown [ Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Annuver Friday funny |
superb
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| Author: | grbspeedster [ Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Annuver Friday funny |
excellent
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| Author: | village eejit [ Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Annuver Friday funny |
Nice one Jim, your "Something to offend everyone!" jokes reminded me of the classic Gene Hunt rant in Life on Mars where he just about did offend eveyone except the Jews. Check it out on You Tube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYeNuCTf_PE 
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