Pat and Mary are married for 8 years - They have sex at least 3 times a week. In that time Mary has never had an orgasm which is getting her down and causing a bit of strife. They both decide that this has to be sorted so they visit the doctor.
After a full examination the doctor tells Pat that in his opinion that Mary is overheating when they make love so he suggests that a fan be placed at the bottom of the bed to keep Mary cool and the orgasm will come
Well Pat being the right tight ass miser that he is, has no notion of buying a fan so instead he goes to his friend and neighbour Mick and tells him that when ever himself and Mary make love that Mary is overheating and this is preventing her from having an orgasm. Pat suggests that Mick comes to their house and flap a towel at the bottom of the bed to keep Mary cool. As Pat is a good friend and neighbour Maick agrees
So Pat and Mary get into bed and Pat gets up on Mary. Mick is at the bottom of the bed flapping the towel. Pat is going like anything driving away but after 20 mins Mary has no orgasm and is looking up at the ceiling and around the room in pure boredom.
Mary suggests to Pat that he and Mick swap places - So Mick then climbs on Mary and Pat is there madly flapping the towel. After 30 seconds Mary is screaming the house down - Multiple orgasms and the bed is drenched. She begs Mick to stop as she just cant take another orgasm
Mick casually climbs down off Mary and Pat comes over to Mick and says
"There ya go Mick - Thats how ya fuckin flap a towel"
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