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Author: | allanjenkins [ Thu Apr 07, 2016 7:10 pm ] |
Post subject: | Final Offer |
The Final Offer I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional, and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism. I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, “As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?" The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company Range Rover, a king size bed and €3,000 a month in living expenses." |
Author: | Andrew [ Thu Apr 07, 2016 8:26 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Final Offer |
Bit of a Hard decision. |
Author: | sam [ Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:34 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Final Offer |
Surprised they did not suggest sleeping on the problem |
Author: | MichaelW944 [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 7:44 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Final Offer |
I'm sorry but I'd have to turn down the offer... I mean a Range Rover not a Porsche? WTF?!? |
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