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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 7:10 pm 
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The Final Offer
I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional, and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, “As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:
1/3 ownership in the store, a company Range Rover, a king size bed and €3,000 a month in living expenses."


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 8:26 pm 
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Bit of a Hard decision.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:34 pm 
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Surprised they did not suggest sleeping on the problem :shock:


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2016 7:44 am 
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I'm sorry but I'd have to turn down the offer... I mean a Range Rover not a Porsche? WTF?!? :mrgreen:

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