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stuartcmorrison
 Post subject: busty blonde at tesco!
PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:59 pm 
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A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.

'Excuse me do I know you?' he asks. 'Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids' she says.

The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says 'Fucking hell are you the bird I shagged on my stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my arse?'

'No' she replies 'I'm your son's English teacher!' :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: busty blonde at tesco!
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I think I’ve split my sides.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:22 pm 
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:D :D :D :D

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Had a really bad day. But that helps.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:06 am 
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Top of the class!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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