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| Author: | allanjenkins [ Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Dating Techniques Improve with Age |
A lonely widow , age 70 , decided that it was time to get married again . She put an ad in the local paper that read : HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON ! ! On the second day , she heard the doorbell . Much to her dismay , she opened the door to see a Grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair .. He had no arms or legs ! ! The old woman said , " You're not really asking me to consider you , are you ? Just look at you ... you have no legs ! ! " The old man smiled , " Therefore , I cannot run around on you ! " She snorted . " You don't have any arms either ! ! " Again , the old man smiled , " Therefore , I can never beat you ! " She raised an eyebrow and asked intently , " Are you still good in bed ? ? ? " The old man leaned back , beamed a big smile and said , " Rang the doorbell didn't I ? " |
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