Porsche Enthusiasts Club Forum

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack
> Schitt?
>
>
> We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
> Schitt!'
>
>
> Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual
> way.
>
>
>
> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
>
>
> Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner
> of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
>
>
> In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
> produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
> Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
>
>
> Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
> school dropout.
>
>
> After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt
> later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she
> wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
> Schitt-Sherlock.
>
>
> Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
> rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
>
>
> Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
> inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
> brothers in a dual ceremony.
>
>
> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
> nuptials.
>
>
> The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
>
>
> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
>
>
> He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
>
>
> Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
> them.
>
>
> Sincerely,
> Crock O. Schitt
>
>