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| Author: | tr7v8 [ Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | A Prostitute's tax return |
A Prostitute's Tax Return... A woman walks into a Kalgoorlie accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address etc. And then asks,"What's your occupation?" "I'm a prostitute," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to re phrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite poultry farmer." The accountant asks, "What does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year." "Poultry Farmer it is." |
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