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Author:  allanjenkins [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 2:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Mohammend's first day at school
> Mohammed entered his classroom on the first day of school.
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> "What's your name?" asked the teacher.
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> "Mohammed," he replied.
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> "You're in Australia now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you
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> will be known as Kevin."
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> Mohammed returned home after school.
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> "How was your day, Mohammed?" his mother asked.
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> "My name is not Mohammed. I'm in Australia and now my name is Kevin."
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> "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents,
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> your heritage, your religion?
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> Shame on you!" And his mother beat him.
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> Then, she called his father, who beat him again.
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> The next day Mohammed returned to school.
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> The teacher saw all of his bruises.
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> "What happened to you, Kevin?" she asked.
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> "Well ma'am, shortly after becoming an Australian, I was attacked
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> by two fuckin' Arabs!
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Author:  Sean Smallman [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mohammend's first day at school
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  tr7v8 [ Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Mohammend's first day at school
Brilliant :lol:
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