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 Post subject: Missing wife - Apologies if this has already been posted.
PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:29 pm 
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A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector :-What is her height?
Husband :-I never checked.
Inspector :-Slim or healthy?.
Husband :-Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector :-Colour of eyes?
Husband :-Never noticed.
Inspector :-Colour of hair?
Husband :-Changes according to season.
Inspector :-What was she wearing?
Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector :-Was she driving?
Husband :-yes.
Inspector :-colour of the car? . . . . .
Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door......................and then the husband started crying...
Inspector:-Don't worry sir,.....We will find your car.

All the best,

RDO

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 Post subject: Re: Missing wife - Apologies if this has already been posted
PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:19 pm 
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My wife has been missing two weeks now, the police said to expect the worst.
So i have been back to the charity shop and got all her clothes back! :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:55 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:12 pm 
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Mines been gone for a while now. Sex is the same but the washing up is building up............... Otherwise I may not have noticed

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