i told my wife "if you rub toilet paper on your breasts they will become huge"
she said "no way",
I replied "well it worked on your arse"
| Porsche Enthusiasts Club Forum https://forums.tipec.net/ |
|
| Some marital guidance https://forums.tipec.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=14304 |
Page 1 of 1 |
| Author: | Thenutinthemiddle [ Wed Dec 12, 2012 9:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Some marital guidance |
The secret in any marriage is to pay your wife the odd compliment now and then. So I said to the wife "when you take your bra off you look ten years younger". She looked delighted and said "really"? "Yes" I replied, "your tits are so saggy that they pull all of the wrinkles out of your face"! |
|
| Author: | rapidstu [ Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Some marital guidance |
i told my wife "if you rub toilet paper on your breasts they will become huge" she said "no way", I replied "well it worked on your arse"
|
|
| Page 1 of 1 | All times are UTC |
| Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group http://www.phpbb.com/ |
|