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Thenutinthemiddle
 Post subject: Some marital guidance
PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:58 pm 
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The secret in any marriage is to pay your wife the odd compliment now and then.

So I said to the wife "when you take your bra off you look ten years younger".

She looked delighted and said "really"?

"Yes" I replied, "your tits are so saggy that they pull all of the wrinkles out of your face"!

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 Post subject: Re: Some marital guidance
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:08 pm 
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i told my wife "if you rub toilet paper on your breasts they will become huge"
she said "no way",
I replied "well it worked on your arse" :lol:

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