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So why do women try ?????

Onions and Christmas Tree



A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of "willies" are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?" "Yes. The tree is dead, and the balls are just for decoration

haha, I've heard that one before but the last line was 'dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration'

lol




Because we're trying to tap into your softer/nice guy side..and the result is:

Why don't men often show their true feelings?

Because they don't have any.

THANK THE LORD for viagra, dildos, lube and push up bras. A-hem.

I think I will have to consider writing a womans version of 50 shades of grey! Maybe 50 shades of blonde?

Right, after reading a synopsis on the book...it looks like I will need to place a large internet order and I need 2 male volunteers...anyone?

It is a woman's version, written by a woman for women. Out of curiosity I read a short piece of one of them when I saw it lying on a coffee table at somebody's house - and I thought it was rubbish. For example, on the bit I read it said 'and he touched me there.... yes there' - she didn't say where so it could have been anywhere - and there are no diagrams. When I got to the end of the sex scene I thought I'd missed something and had to go back to find the part where anything had happened. One woman has told me that the rude bits become boring and repetitive to the point that she ended up skipping them just so she could read the story! However the hype has made the author a lot of money.

Don't waste your money on a new copy, the books are now appearing in charity shops.

This thread is worthless without pics me thinks!

Self portrait?