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 Post subject: Don’t fart in Harrods.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:03 pm 
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A lady walks into Harrods.
She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond
bracelet and walks over to inspect it.. As she bends over to look more
closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed
her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of
a salesman standing right behind her - Good looking as well
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect
of a professional in a store like Harrods.

He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help
you today?

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman
somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'what is the price of
this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going
to shit yourself when I tell you the price!"

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:55 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:38 am 
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Trust Andrew to lower the tone! mind you with the economic climate , I noticed a very unpleasent smell in the pound shop the other day :(


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