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a girl calls her mother.mum im getting a divorce.
a divorce?why? the mother asks shocked.
mum all he wants is bum sex.i used to have a lovely little bumhole the size of a 5p piece.now its the size of a 50p piece.
the mother says. sweetie you have a lovely home,a porsche,a platinum credit card,a villa in spain,kids in a private school,and at least 6 holidays a year. and you want to give all that up for the sake of 45pence???.