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Charlie saves up for ages for his dream holiday and finally gets on the plane after a torrid month at work.then he takes a ferry out to an island ,then a small boat takes him to a smaller island.Charlie runs up the beach to the hotel,has some supper and gets off to bed ready for an early start in the morning ,after breakfast,he runs down to the beach,has a quick swim in his shorts and t-shirt then lies down on his towel and falls asleep.several hours later he wakes up and realises he has massive sunburn on his legs,very painful but he manages to slowly make his way back to the hotel."help,i need a doctor" he cries.the hotel owner points him to the doctors house down the road and off he stumbles crying out at every step"ooh ahh ooh ahh!!" he asks the doctor to give him something for his sunburn but the doctor tells him "we are only a small community here and we dont have all the medicines your doctor back home will have." "but doctor you ve got to give me something". the doctor tells him again that he doesnt have anything he can give him and that he will be allright in a couple of days."but doctor ,i m in agony,you must have something that will help" pleads Charlie. the doctor says "well,take one of these" .Charlie swallows a pill then ,reading the packet he says "hey ,whats this? viagra? that doesnt cure sunburn does it?" the doctor confesses "well,no but it will keep the sheets off your legs tonight!!!!"

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