Two vampire bats, Boris and Fred, wake after a days sleep, really hungry. They both fly off into the night to search for food.
Fred searches everywhere for food and cannot find a thing, not even a mouse. After a couple of hours he is really, really hungry.
He bumps into Boris whose mouth is dripping with blood.
"It's so unfair", said Fred "I want to know how to do that!!!"....
So Boris says, "Come on then I'll show you!!”
They both fly off over a graveyard, then Boris circles it.
Boris says "See that huge tree down there next to the grave with the big statue?"
"Yes" says Fred...
"Well I didn't!!!!!!!" says Boris...
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