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stuartcmorrison
 Post subject: d.i.y. breast enlargement
PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:34 pm 
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wife says she wants her breasts enlarged.

husband says you don't need an op just rub toilet paper between them.

does that work? asks wife

dunno replies husband but it worked on your arse! :)

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 Post subject: Re: d.i.y. breast enlargement
PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:56 pm 
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stuartcmorrison wrote:
wife says she wants her breasts enlarged.

husband says you don't need an op just rub toilet paper between them.

does that work? asks wife

dunno replies husband but it worked on your arse! :)

When does he get released fro Intensive Care?

:mrgreen: :bounce: :mrgreen:

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