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> > MY PRIVATE PART DIED
> >
> >
> > An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
> >
> > One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
> >
> > Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
> >
> > "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace.
> >
> > "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."
> >
> > Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little
> crazy, she
> > replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my
> condolences."
> >
> > The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
> Private Part
> > hanging out of his pajamas.
> >
> > He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking
> down the
> > hall like that.
> >
> > Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."
> >
> > "But, Nurse Tracy I can't," replied Mr. Wallace. "I told you yesterday
> that my
> > Private Part died.
> >
> > "Yes," said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me that, but why is it hanging
> out of
> > your pajamas?"
> >
> > (You've gotta love this ....)
> >
> > "Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."
> >

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