Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr. a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large boobs.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel,
Bush has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks:
Bush must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him..
Bush thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
Obama thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack the hell out of Bush again
