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Author:  Sean Smallman [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:57 pm ]
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Would you believe it we've done it again :bounce:

That was an agonising last 20 minutes I think these smilies best sum up how I'm feeling :thefinger: :downtown:

Author:  lindsayhbrown [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:45 pm ]
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?

Author:  thegumeister [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:39 pm ]
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Clue for Lindsay, SEAN IS FROM BARNSLEY

Author:  Siggy [ Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:22 pm ]
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I need a bigger clue than that

Author:  Sean Smallman [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:30 am ]
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Odejayi leaps high to head the winner
Attachment:
Barnsley Goal.jpg

Kayode Odejayi's second-half header dumped holders Chelsea out of the FA Cup and gave Championship side Barnsley a shock place in the semi-finals.

The striker netted the winner from six yards out after connecting with Martin Devaney's superb right-wing cross.

Odejayi also had a shot saved by Carlo Cudicini, while team-mate Istvan Ferenczi's half-volley hit a post.

Chelsea's best chance fell to Joe Cole early in the second half. He struck his angled shot wide from close range.

Author:  J.J. [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:37 am ]
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:?: Can't get excited about grown men kicking a bladder around. :?

Author:  lindsayhbrown [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:42 am ]
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so is sean nursing a hangover this morning ?

Author:  Sean Smallman [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:49 am ]
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lindsayhbrown wrote:
so is sean nursing a hangover this morning ?


I am a little fragile and have a sore throat. I made that much noise when we scored one of the neighbours came out to see if everything was alright. :drunken:

Author:  Siggy [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:51 am ]
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So are there any brits who play football these days :?:

Author:  PaulPSB [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:03 pm ]
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Siggy wrote:
So are there any brits who play football these days :?:


Isn't Kayode Odejayi an old Yorkshire name then??
:lol:

Author:  Sean Smallman [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:10 pm ]
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Quote:
Isn't Kayode Odejayi an old Yorkshire name then??


It might be if he got carried away last night, Barnsley girls put out for a packet of planters :D

Lets hope the Baggies make it through :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Author:  thegumeister [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:57 pm ]
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What a difference a couple of weeks make, last time Barnsley was in the news :shock: :shock:

Earth Quake Disaster Appeal

Disaster in Barnsley

An Appeal for Your Help

A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of Tuesday morning. Epicentre: Barnsley, Yorkshire.

News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the town's 35,000 racing pigeons, as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering 'fookinhell' and 'chooffin-norah'.

The earthquake decimated the town, causing £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearic Isles and the Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historical burnt out cars were disturbed.

Many locals were woken up well before their Giro arrived. Radio Barnsley reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Barnsley.

One resident, 15 year old mother of 3, Tracy Sharon Braithwaite said:
'It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Madonna came running into my bedroom crying. The twins, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching the Jeremy Kyle Show the next morning'.

Locals were determined not to be bowed, as looting, muggings and car crime carried on as normal.

So far, whilst the British Red Cross has managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to relieve the suffering of stricken locals, rescue workers searching through the rubble have found large quantities of personal belongings including, benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos, and bone china from Pound-stretcher.



Can You Help....?
Please respond generously to our appeal for food and clothing
for the victims of this disaster.


Clothing is needed most of all, especially:
· Fila or Burberry baseball caps
· Kappa tracksuit tops (his or hers)
· Shell suits (female)
· White sports socks
· Rock-Fort boots or any other product sold in Primark

Culturally sensitive food parcels are harder to put together, but your efforts will make a difference.
Microwave meals, tinned baked beans, ice-cream and cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew are ideal.

Please do not give anything that requires peeling.

Remember:
· 22p buys a biro for filling in compensation claims
· £2 buys chips, crisps and a blue fizzy drink for a family of 9
· £5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm a child's nerves

Urgently required: Tinned whippet food. Bones for Jack Russells

Please do not send tents for shelter.
The sight of such posh housing will cause discontent in the surrounding South Yorkshire communities.

Author:  Sean Smallman [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:55 pm ]
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Brilliant :D

Author:  PaulPSB [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:59 pm ]
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Sean Smallman wrote:
Quote:
Isn't Kayode Odejayi an old Yorkshire name then??

Lets hope the Baggies make it through :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:


I'm nervous - Bristol have got nothing to lose - Just like Barnsley yesterday :shock:

Author:  944BLOKE [ Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:01 pm ]
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Well you learn something everyday.I never knew there was a Smallman tribe in Barnsley! I used to manage a business in Hemsworth(near Barnsley) and did my banking in Barnsley.True about Barnsley girls though it didnt always take a full packet !!

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