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Author:  tr7v8 [ Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:29 pm ]
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CHERIE BLAIR

Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps
Out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur :'You get out and check - you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

'You were driving; you go and tell the farmer,' says Cherie.

Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face..

'My goodness, what happened to you?' asks Cherie.

The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say?' asks Cherie.

'I knocked on the door and I said to them: 'I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.'

Author:  Graham Waller [ Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:30 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  J.J. [ Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:23 pm ]
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:lol: :bounce: :toothy8:

Author:  lindsayhbrown [ Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:11 pm ]
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if only !!

Author:  lindsayhbrown [ Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:36 pm ]
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just looked again, how vague is that speedo ? 40 is indicating somewhere between 35 and 45 with a very wavering needle

Author:  Graham Waller [ Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:11 pm ]
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lindsayhbrown wrote:
just looked again, how vague is that speedo ? 40 is indicating somewhere between 35 and 45 with a very wavering needle

Errrm, wrong thread Linds.

Author:  Andrew [ Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:58 pm ]
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That really made me larf....I wonder why?? :lol: :lol:

Author:  lindsayhbrown [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:04 pm ]
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Graham Waller wrote:
lindsayhbrown wrote:
just looked again, how vague is that speedo ? 40 is indicating somewhere between 35 and 45 with a very wavering needle

Errrm, wrong thread Linds.


sorry distracted by kids :oops:

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