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Author: | tr7v8 [ Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:29 pm ] |
Post subject: | Cherie Blair joke! |
CHERIE BLAIR Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps Out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur :'You get out and check - you were driving.' The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. 'You were driving; you go and tell the farmer,' says Cherie. Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.. 'My goodness, what happened to you?' asks Cherie. The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.' 'What on earth did you say?' asks Cherie. 'I knocked on the door and I said to them: 'I'm Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.' |
Author: | Graham Waller [ Thu Feb 18, 2010 7:30 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cherie Blair joke! |
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Author: | J.J. [ Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:23 pm ] |
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Author: | lindsayhbrown [ Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:11 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cherie Blair joke! |
if only !! |
Author: | lindsayhbrown [ Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:36 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cherie Blair joke! |
just looked again, how vague is that speedo ? 40 is indicating somewhere between 35 and 45 with a very wavering needle |
Author: | Graham Waller [ Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:11 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cherie Blair joke! |
lindsayhbrown wrote: just looked again, how vague is that speedo ? 40 is indicating somewhere between 35 and 45 with a very wavering needle Errrm, wrong thread Linds. |
Author: | Andrew [ Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:58 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cherie Blair joke! |
That really made me larf....I wonder why?? ![]() ![]() |
Author: | lindsayhbrown [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:04 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Cherie Blair joke! |
Graham Waller wrote: lindsayhbrown wrote: just looked again, how vague is that speedo ? 40 is indicating somewhere between 35 and 45 with a very wavering needle Errrm, wrong thread Linds. sorry distracted by kids ![]() |
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