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Paddy's at Los Angeles airport, just about to fly back to Dublin.

Over each shoulder he has a sack full to the brim with moblie phones.

Customs officers stop him and asks for him to explain himself and why the unusual luggage.

Paddy replies

"Well yer see it was like dis. Me mate Murphy rang me dis mornin and said dat he was tinkin of startin up a Jazz Band in Dublin, and while I was out here in USA could I bring him back two sacks o' phones........................"