Just for fun but every one a genuine 944 for sale ad quote

Mas · **Posted:** Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:13 am

However the interpretations are of course entirely mine,
Any of them ring a bell :mrgreen:

" Ideal car for enthusiasts "

Needs a pile of work but I still want the same money as you'd pay for a really clean car

" Small rust patch on the sill, cosmetic only "

The sills are completely shot and will cost a bomb to have replaced so I'm selling

" I've seen these Fuschs wheels go for £1,000 "

I did see a pair of refurbed ones go for a lot of money years ago so my knackered ones must be worth a grand

" Full Porsche or specialist history "

My local Kwik Fit specialises in Porsche and they have done an oil change every 3 years but it doesnt do any miles so thats fine

" Immaculate inside and out "

As it's 22 years old I can call anything immaculate so when you turn up and complain about all the rust and the bits that don't work I'll suggest you're joker

" Private plate valued at £1000 "

Plate worth nothing unless your name has ZPI in it

" Some History "

Ive got an MOT from the early 90's and a receipt for a tyre in 88

"Genuine reason for selling"

I've genuinely just been told it will never get through another M.O.T

" Porsche 944 Turbo Lux 2.7 for sale "

I havnt got a clue what I'm selling but with any luck neither have you

" Probably the finest example of a 944 you will ever see "

I'm hoping you have never seen another one in your life other than on E-Bay

Cheers Mas

AerialAndy · **Posted:** Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:20 pm

I'd pretty much agree with you Mas

What about 'Baby forces sale'Why is it the baby's fault you've got to sell your pride and joy, poor thing just been born and already blamed for selling your Porsche

tr7v8 · **Posted:** Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:48 pm

Oh so very true, unfortunately :mrgreen:

EL Gordo · **Posted:** Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:06 pm

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/porsche-944-3-0-1 ... 35a529e09d

number plate

poison · **Joined:** Sun May 10, 2009 1:22 pm **Posts:** 66

the one i like is (fully loaded) always sounds a pizza with extra peperoni!!

stepa1007 · **Posted:** Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:22 am

I wonder which expert in which pub valued that plate.........
87 3 litre with a 120 bhp thats less than an essex engined Capri.
He has the 2 and the 1 mixed up.

Live and breathe the Marque,
Stephen

J.J. · **Posted:** Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:24 am

You missed " Much money spent." One car I looked at said that in the advert & had reciepts for an oil filter & a couple of wiper blades. Thats it!! :roll:

stepa1007 · **Posted:** Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:27 am

J.J. wrote:

You missed " Much money spent." One car I looked at said that in the advert & had reciepts for an oil filter & a couple of wiper blades. Thats it!! :roll:

Maybe he meant they were expensive ones compared to the 850 Mini ones I last bought....

watchcam · **Posted:** Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:49 am

Often you find 'fully loaded' = standard spec. Where's the Champagne chiller and massage seats???

stepa1007 · **Posted:** Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:56 am

watchcam wrote:

Often you find 'fully loaded' = standard spec. Where's the Champagne chiller and massage seats???

Heated seats take all the tension out of your shoulders. Air conditioned Porsches have air conditioned gloveboxes. On my 928 because it has twin airbags that means you can keep a small hip flask cool. Of course fully loaded' = standard spec cars never have them. Seen loads listed with ABS and AC which was total Tosh.....

Stephen

Stephen

jenpot · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:28 pm

I think we could have hours of fun with this list. We should make it a sticky and point all newbies towards it. Loving the interpretations too.

stratfordshark · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:41 pm

"Reluctant sale" = desperate to sell but equally desperate to bolster my feeble negotiating position

tr7v8 · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:53 pm

stratfordshark wrote:

"Reluctant sale" = desperate to sell but equally desperate to bolster my feeble negotiating position

AKA I don't want to but the wife will divorce me/feed my bits to the dog/chuck me out*
* Delete as applicable.

J.J. · **Posted:** Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:33 pm

Too right Jim I've been there. 944's are Always reluctant sale unless there completely goosed. Just bought a cometic Cambox gasket on ebay. The last part I need to put it back together. Not cheap. Now I'm thinking what to tell her when the bank statement comes........ :blackeye:

Mas · **Posted:** Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:43 pm

ooohhhhhh yeeees thats the 1st extra one I missed that I really like , how did I not get any
' resons for selling ' ones in , I am duly embarrased :bom:

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