However the interpretations are of course entirely mine,
Any of them ring a bell
" Ideal car for enthusiasts "
Needs a pile of work but I still want the same money as you'd pay for a really clean car
" Small rust patch on the sill, cosmetic only "
The sills are completely shot and will cost a bomb to have replaced so I'm selling
" I've seen these Fuschs wheels go for £1,000 "
I did see a pair of refurbed ones go for a lot of money years ago so my knackered ones must be worth a grand
" Full Porsche or specialist history "
My local Kwik Fit specialises in Porsche and they have done an oil change every 3 years but it doesnt do any miles so thats fine
" Immaculate inside and out "
As it's 22 years old I can call anything immaculate so when you turn up and complain about all the rust and the bits that don't work I'll suggest you're joker
" Private plate valued at £1000 "
Plate worth nothing unless your name has ZPI in it
" Some History "
Ive got an MOT from the early 90's and a receipt for a tyre in 88
"Genuine reason for selling"
I've genuinely just been told it will never get through another M.O.T
" Porsche 944 Turbo Lux 2.7 for sale "
I havnt got a clue what I'm selling but with any luck neither have you
" Probably the finest example of a 944 you will ever see "
I'm hoping you have never seen another one in your life other than on E-Bay
Cheers Mas
What about 'Baby forces sale'Why is it the baby's fault you've got to sell your pride and joy, poor thing just been born and already blamed for selling your Porsche 
