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Author:  Mas [ Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Sunday funny ( only slightly 4 grown ups)
Smart Ass - Answer no.1

Smart ass answer of the year : The teacher

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrows final exam

Teacher : " Now class I won't tollerate any excuses for you not beng here tomorrow , I might consider a nuclear atack or a serious personal injury or illness or the death of an immediate member of your family but thats it , no other excuses whatsoever ! "

A smart ass guy at the back of the room raises his hand and asks

" What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion "

The entire class does it's best to stifle their laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student , shakes her head and sweetly says

" Well I guess you'll have to write the exam with your other hand ! "

Shamelessly lifted from a motorsport website by yours truly

Mas
Author:  Graham Waller [ Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Sunday funny ( only slightly 4 grown ups)
:lol: :lol:
Author:  lindsayhbrown [ Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Sunday funny ( only slightly 4 grown ups)
:lol: :lol:
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