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Smart Ass - Answer no.1
Smart ass answer of the year : The teacher
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrows final exam
Teacher : " Now class I won't tollerate any excuses for you not beng here tomorrow , I might consider a nuclear atack or a serious personal injury or illness or the death of an immediate member of your family but thats it , no other excuses whatsoever ! "
A smart ass guy at the back of the room raises his hand and asks
" What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion "
The entire class does it's best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student , shakes her head and sweetly says
" Well I guess you'll have to write the exam with your other hand ! "
Shamelessly lifted from a motorsport website by yours truly
Mas
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