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Author:  tr7v8 [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Thursday funnies
Handed in my resignation at the helium bottling plant, well I'm not having them talk to me like that!

My wife who happens to be blonde, and I were lying in bed the other night.
Listening to the next door neighbour's dog.
It has been in the garden barking for hours and hours.
My wife jumps up out of bed and says,
"I've had enough of this" and buggers off downstairs.
She finally comes back up to bed
to which I say "The dog is still barking, What have you been doing?"
She replies,
"I put the dog in our garden,
let's see how THEY like it!
Don't mess with my wife!
Author:  tr7v8 [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Thursday funnies
I'm Not Old I'm Mature

Today at the chemist, the clerk was a gent.
From my purchase this chap took off ten percent.
I asked for the cause of a lesser amount;
And he answered, Because of the Seniors Discount.

I went to McDonald's for a burger and fries;
And there, once again, got quite a surprise.
The clerk poured some coffee which he handed to me.
He said, For you, Seniors, the coffee is free.

Understand---I'm not old---I'm merely mature;
But some things are changing, temporarily, I'm sure.
The newspaper print gets smaller each day,
And people speak softer---can't hear what they say.

My teeth are my own (I have the receipt.),
and my glasses identify people I meet.
Oh, I've slowed down a bit...not a lot, I am sure.
You see, I'm not old...I'm only mature.

The gold in my hair has been bleached by the sun.
You should see all the damage that chlorine has done.
Washing my hair has turned it all white,
But don't call it gray...saying blond is just right.

My car is all paid for...not a penny is owed.
Yet a kid yells, Old duffer...get off of the road!
My car has no scratches...not even a dent.
Still I get all that guff from a punk who's Hell bent.

My friends all get older...much faster than me.
They seem much more wrinkled, from what I can see.
I've got character lines, not wrinkles...for sure,
But don't call me old...just call me mature.

The steps in the houses they're building today.
Are so high that they take...your breath all away;
And the streets are much steeper than ten years ago.
That should explain why my walking is slow.

But I'm keeping up on what's hip and what's new,
And I think I can still dance a mean boogaloo.
I'm still in the running...in this I'm secure,
I'm not really old...I'm only mature.

Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art. -- Unknown
Author:  lindsayhbrown [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Thursday funnies
very true :wink:
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