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| Author: | brian2.5 [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Bob and the Blonde |
BOB & THE BLONDE Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money. |
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| Author: | Graham Waller [ Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bob and the Blonde |
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| Author: | lindsayhbrown [ Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bob and the Blonde |
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