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Author:  tr7v8 [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:59 pm ]
Post subject:  My new job?
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance..
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.



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Author:  Graham Waller [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My new job?
:lol: :lol:
Is that true Jim?
Author:  Siggy [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My new job?
So a new job and a promotion :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Author:  lindsayhbrown [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My new job?
and you thought you'd found your true vocation :wink:
Author:  tr7v8 [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My new job?
lindsayhbrown wrote:
and you thought you'd found your true vocation :wink:

Yup what a bummer, looks like I'll have to find some other job in my twilight years :mrgreen:
Author:  lindsayhbrown [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My new job?
tr7v8 wrote:
lindsayhbrown wrote:
and you thought you'd found your true vocation :wink:

Yup what a bummer, looks like I'll have to find some other job in my twilight years :mrgreen:


there's always that old favourite .... lollipop person, or whatever its called these days
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