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Author:  richsimp1 [ Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:49 am ]
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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away, Kate went to her grandparents house to visit her 95 year old grandmother.
When she asked how her grandfather died, her grandmother replied " He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning"

Horrified, the woman told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear" replied granny. " Many years ago, we figured out that the best time to do it was when the church bells started to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenous for us.
She paused to wipe away a tear and continued ...




"He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn’t come along".
Author:  Li Moo Bai [ Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:21 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  thegumeister [ Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:15 pm ]
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:joker: :joker: :joker: :fart:
Author:  tr7v8 [ Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:52 pm ]
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Great :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Porsche [ Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:56 pm ]
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Ha, ha, ha, very funny!
:laughing9: :laughing5: :laughing6: :laughing7: :laughing4: :laughing8: :laughing1: :laughing2: :laughing3: :lol:
Author:  lindsayhbrown [ Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:20 pm ]
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i like that :D :D :D
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