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Author:	tr7v8 [ Sun May 17, 2009 2:18 pm ]
Post subject:	Sunday Funny
Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky . Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you £200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you £30.00? Number 2 We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in England but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 : In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. " Life is like a jar of Chilli. What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow" .

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