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Ten Thoughts to Ponder


Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die..

Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,teach a person to use the internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky . Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you £200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you £30.00?

Number 2
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in England but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


" Life is like a jar of Chilli.
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow" .

Excellent!

so true

Wonderful.............