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Diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D
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Author:  tr7v8 [ Wed May 06, 2009 10:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Pepsi on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:


the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter the flowers don't have enough water, there is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail....
Author:  Graham Waller [ Wed May 06, 2009 10:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D
:lol: :lol:
Author:  JasonGibson [ Wed May 06, 2009 11:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D
I'm not sure it's age related, i've been like that all my life :D

Don't tell me it's gonna get worse :shock:
Author:  lindsayhbrown [ Wed May 06, 2009 11:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D
sounds familiar, but my father has alzhiemers perhaps its in the blood (i hope not)
Author:  AerialAndy [ Thu May 07, 2009 9:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D
I was going to make a comment..... But I can't remember what I was going to say now. It'll come back to me some time, probably when I'm in the middle of doing something next week :drunken:
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