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As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on she became aware
that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the
height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the
step only to discover that she couldn't. So a little more
embarrassed she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a
little more and for the second time attempted the step.

Once again much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg With a
little smile to the driver she again reached behind to unzip a
little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time the man who was standing behind her picked her up
easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
yelled "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The man smiled and said"Well ma'am normally I would agree with you
but after you unzipped my fly three timesI kinda figured we were
friends."