That damned Cat!

tr7v8 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:36 am

A man hates his wife's cat and decides to get rid of it. He drives 20 blocks from his home and drops off the cat there. But when he arrives home, he finds the cat walking up the driveway.

The next day, he drops the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happens. He keeps trying to get rid of the cat by increasing the distance between his home and where he abandons the animal.

But the cat keeps finding his way home. At last he decides to drive a few kilometers away, turn right then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reaches what he believes is a perfect spot to dump the cat. Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asks: "Is the cat there?""Yes, why?" asks the wife.

Frustrated the man says: "Put that stupid cat on the phone, I need directions to get home!"

lindsayhbrown · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:28 pm

got male two kittens (now 4 months old) and destroying the house, but will get my own back at the end of jan as they go for "the operation" when they are washing i keep telling them not to get too attached to them

tr7v8 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:43 pm

lindsayhbrown wrote:

got male two kittens (now 4 months old) and destroying the house, but will get my own back at the end of jan as they go for "the operation" when they are washing i keep telling them not to get too attached to them

That's cruel.....

Ours is now 17 months old & even now has the odd mental 1/2 hour.

J.J. · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:44 pm

You could always superglue him to the bonnet. Good mascot don't you think :twisted:

thegumeister · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:49 pm

Here comes that JJ

lindsayhbrown · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:55 am

just got back from vets, managed to shut one of kittens front paws in the kitchen cupboard door and he was limping badly, £171.56 lighter, and nothing wrong with him ! imagine the bill if it'd needed pinning, anyone know of any decent pet insurance companies ?

tr7v8 · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:55 pm

Yup after shopping around we ended up with Sainsbury's. Seemed good value & you get a discount for signing on line.

Mind you if I was your kitty I'd be phoning the RSPCA! Shut paw in door indeed!

J.J. · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:34 pm

Thats really cruel Lindsey. Even I wouldn't do that :shock:

Bet it's little eyes were watering. Feeling guilty yet?

Eric Finley · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:18 pm

Hi Lindsey

You know how we ask for pictures of cars! Karen Say's can we have pictures of the kittens please.

lindsayhbrown · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:15 am

it was an accident, honest, just shut door as i was turning away and didn't see kitten there

thegumeister · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:35 am

Here comes that paw trapping b*****rd

thegumeister · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:47 am

I bet he'll treat it better now

tr7v8 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:48 am

I love that Pic! Mine now wants to go to DFS to find himself an armchair in the sales!

Little kitty pics for Karen!

lindsayhbrown · **Posted:** Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:37 pm

cats got his own back over the weekend ! scratches in passenger wing, bonnet and roof, tried to cut back but still obvious, off into garage later to have another go at it - the car not the cat - or maybe !!

J.J. · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:38 pm

Wedge it's head in the door next time mate & do it proper. :twisted:

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