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Author:  tr7v8 [ Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:34 am ]
Post subject:  Joke for Wednesday (oldie but a goodie!)
A surgeons gathering produced the age old question, who would they most like to operate on?
The first, a Manchester surgeon, says: 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, a Liverpool surgeon, responds: 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'

The third, a Newcastle surgeon, says: 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth, a Birmingham surgeon, chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth, a London surgeon, shuts them all up when he observed:
You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the arse are interchangeable.
Author:  lindsayhbrown [ Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Joke for Wednesday (oldie but a goodie!)
:D :D
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