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| Author: | tr7v8 [ Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Sunday Funny |
What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.* *' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.* * 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'* *' Look around,' said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.* * 'Actually even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from* *.' Relieved, the man asked about the types. The sales lady replied:'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'* Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Sales lady responded, 'It is all really quite simple. .The Catholic type supports the masses;* * The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.' *Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!* * {A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there... {C} Can't Complain!... {D} Dang!... {DD} Double dang!... {E}Enormous!... {F} Fake...* * {G} Get a Reduction... {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!... *Send this to all that will appreciate it!* * *They forgot the German bra.* *Holtzemfromfloppen |
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| Author: | lindsayhbrown [ Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Sunday Funny |
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