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| Author: | Rev. Roland [ Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Apology to Jeremy Clarkson |
The remote printer email address didn't work nor did the fax number so I'm publishing it here in case he sees it! Dear Jeremy Apology I know that you’re a Northerner. But then I thought, well, it’s Christmas soon, why not be politically correct for a change and be nice to a foreigner. So, I freely admit I was wrong. I tried to make out in the Porsche Club GB that you’re a poofter [not of course that we would see anything wrong with that, we even have a leather wear agreement with Porsche]. But this week in the supermarket they put copies of your last book where the milk is supposed to be and I ended up buying one on inexplicable impulse. Anyway, it made me laugh. You are clearly far too gay [as in cheerful] to be gay [as in manic depressive / pompous like Stephen Fry / Porsche leather wear / dead]. Ergo, I was wrong. You can show this to your son – hope it helps! Yours truly Roland PS Why not take on the Porsche brand rather than some of their cars? It would be much easier. My Porsche fountain pen leaked; my Porsche design shaver didn’t cut because most of the cutter teeth fell out; and I use the Porsche T-shirt for the garden because the black faded awfully after a few washes. Not only would it be easier, you’d be fighting the Germans breaking the Geneva convention on brand warfare and Paul Boorman will send you a Christmas card. PPS So why do Northerners think rubber-like pork pie is posher than steak and kidney pie ? |
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| Author: | simes69 [ Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:40 pm ] |
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No no - you were right. He's an arrogant, ill-informed, lout. His writing is meandering and panders to the lowest form of wit. I'd much rather see Top Gear and the Sunday Times without him. |
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| Author: | Rev. Roland [ Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:20 pm ] |
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ok |
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| Author: | lindsayhbrown [ Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:26 pm ] |
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he is pompous, arrogant, selfish, etc but he is also able to get the motorists point across against the pc and green fraternity |
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| Author: | simes69 [ Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:39 pm ] |
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roland wrote: ok
LOL! I saw the 1st version of that post Roland! 
Lindsay - you're right, but I'd rather have James May make my case. He's educated, erudite, pensive, and at least he can string a sentance together. Clarkson's a bully who resorts to insults when he can't win an argument, which is most of the time. |
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| Author: | lindsayhbrown [ Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:14 pm ] |
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point taken |
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| Author: | Rev. Roland [ Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:48 pm ] |
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simes69 wrote: roland wrote: ok LOL! I saw the 1st version of that post Roland! I thought it was funny too, but as I was being lynched in 'the other place' I thought I'd play safe after upsetting a grandee. PS Jeremy's a real softy at heart, I'm sure he'll agree here. |
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