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All Seniors Aren't Senile!!!

An older, white haired man walked into a

Jewellery store one Friday evening with a

Beautiful young thing at his side.

He told the jeweller he was looking for a

Special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweller looked through his stock and

Brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said,

'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweller went to his

Special stock and brought another ring over.

'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000'

The jeweller said..

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her

Whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said,

'We'll take it.'

The jeweller asked how payment would

Be made and the old man stated, 'by cheque.

I know you need to make sure my cheque

Is good, so I'll write it now and you can call

The bank Monday to verify the funds and

I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.

Monday morning, the jeweller phoned the

Old man.. 'There's no money in that account.'

'I know,' said the old man,

'But let me tell you about my weekend...'