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Author:  Sean Smallman [ Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:26 pm ]
Post subject:  This made me laugh this afternoon
Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing- ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE(vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football with only three defenders.

3. COMMUNICATION(ko-myoo-in-Kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT(ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT(en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE(flach-U-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND;


He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
She said . . .. You wear pants don't you?


He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Author:  Paul Mabley [ Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: This made me laugh this afternoon
Very good :lol:
Author:  lindsayhbrown [ Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: This made me laugh this afternoon
and your point is ?
Author:  sazzy944 [ Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: This made me laugh this afternoon
i found that rather amusing :lol:
Author:  Rev. Roland [ Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: This made me laugh this afternoon
Made me laugh too.

So did this

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3WfzeNXWqUM&NR=1

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=E-Fue4rzv ... re=related
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