Today has not been a good day.
To start with, I’m hungover. I had a meeting with a client arranged for half-ten this morning at his farmhouse in Ayrshire. About an hour’s drive from Glasgow. I packed up the car with wife and dog so that we could stop by a friends’ neighbouring farm for a visit.
The weather up here is pretty bad this weekend.
Horrendous, even. About twenty minutes away from the farm, I was forced to drive through a flooded section of road—there was a lot of traffic coming the other way, so I couldn’t avoid it. I dropped to twenty-odd mph and crawled through it, but a Transit behind me took offense and sent a wave splashing forward around us.
A few yards further along the road, my ABS warning light came on. Then every warning light on the dash, all at once. Then the engine cut out.
I coasted to a halt, put the flashers on and tried to restart the engine. No chance. Got out in the pissing rain, moved my wife to the driving seat for steering, and pushed the car (uphill) into a driveway up ahead, just to get it out of the road as fast as possible.
Phoned the AA, who arrived after an hour or so. To their credit, they were good guys—but they couldn’t help. Opened up and emptied the air box, put the filter on their dashboard heater to dry out, took out all the plugs and attempted to start the engine, thus flushing out as much water as possible. Didn’t help. Led to a sickening crunch, which I assume was at least one piston rod crumpling as it tried to compress water in the cylinder.
The AA towed us to the nearest car park and got me a quote for a tow truck. A hundred quid to get us on the flatbed and take us to my usual garage, because it was in completely the wrong direction all the way back to Glasgow and another half-hour out the other side. The truck turned up after another hour in the rain and wind.
It took about another hour and a half to get to the garage, who had been fantastic and agreed to stay open for us.
This is where my faith in humanity is restored—I took the car to Peter at Motortune in Shotts. As I say, he and his son had stayed on at the garage to wait for us. First off, Peter drives me across the town to a bank so that I can pay the tow truck bloke. Then he makes my wife a cup of coffee and gets the dog a bowl of water, before getting his wife to drive me twelve miles up the road to the next town, where my other 944 is in the bodyshop being repaired by one of his mates. That car’s ready for collection, so I drive it back to Motortune, where Peter’s already under the bonnet trying to dry things out. We transfer all our stuff into the older car and head home.
Great, home. Eight hours after setting off this morning, and all we have to show for it is looming financial doom if the damage to my car is terminal. I sit down to try and relax, and hear a drip behind me. The flat is leaking. There’s a pool of dirty water behind the sofa, from water dripping inside our glass wall.
Things can only get better from here, right?