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Another taxi joke

A man and a woman have a chance meeting in a park and decide to meet up that very night for a meal. After the meal they go for a drive in his car to a romantic cliff top. Not a cloud in the night sky with all the stars shining bright, they both decide to get into the back seat.

Whilst having fun the woman suddenly stops and says, "I'm really sorry about this and I should have told you earlier but I do this for a living and if you want to go all the way it will cost you £50.''

"WHAT!, you're telling me this now when I'm all up for it. O.K. I'll pay you.''

The man pays and to be fair had a fantastic time. Afterwards they both get back into the front seats and just sit there.

After a while the woman said, "Shall we move on then?"

The man said, "I'm really sorry I should have told you earlier. I'm actually a cabbie and it's going to cost you £55 to get home.''