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Author:  tr7v8 [ Mon Nov 10, 2014 2:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Traffic Warden

The Traffic Warden's Funeral

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral a voice from inside screams:

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead! Let me out!!!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:

"Too late pal, the paperwork’s already done."

Author:  broady_6 [ Tue Nov 11, 2014 12:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Traffic Warden

Very good, now we just need to put a twist on it so its a health and safety officer!

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