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The real story of the 3 bears!
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Author:  tr7v8 [ Mon Dec 24, 2012 5:30 pm ]
Post subject:  The real story of the 3 bears!
A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful
morning....

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He
looks into his small bowl. It is empty.. 'Who's been eating my
porridge?' he squeaks.
>
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair.. He
looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my
porridge?!?' he roars.
>
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen
and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this
with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who
woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It
was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put
everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the
kitchen.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch
The newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn
table.

'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's
litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.
>
'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-arses downstairs
and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully,
because I'm only going to say this once....

'I HAVEN'T MADE THE BLOODY PORRIDGE YET
Author:  Andrew [ Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The real story of the 3 bears!
Very good ... made me larf :D :D
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