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A COWBOY TOMBSTONE :
Here are Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah .
He died not knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

Awesome!

Is it true that Spike Milligans headstone reads "See, I told you I felt sick" ?

I think Spikes headstone actually reads "See told you I was ill" I still smile when I read this

I'm sorry, I have to admit, I really don't like this...it's stupid, untrue, an idiot must have wrote it and it's stuff like this that keeps insecurity and depression alive in the world. No one needs that.

Err Kat it is a j.o.k.e.

err yes Jim,................................not very PC though is it!.........................................................................................you need to come down to some of the Southern Region meetings to be re-educated, we are all sooooooooooooo PC down here

NooOOOoooo I think Kat is of course getting the wrong end of the stick.

You see this is a historic gravestone from a cowboy.

Of course the only side we find funny is the irony of how views have changed over the last couple of hundred years and of course of silly people used to be regarding their expectations of women in society.

Pah, of course no one in tipec would be so non PC to find as funny the idea of a man having multiple women to serve menial tasks because he was unlikely to find all attributes in one woman.

Isn't that right chaps???

Chaps?

OK, I will be getting my coat...