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Author:  tr7v8 [ Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:51 pm ]
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Are you insured for sex? Below is a list of companies catering for most tastes .

Sex with your wife - Legal and General
Sex on the telephone -Direct Line
Sex with your partner -Standard Life
Sex with someone different -Go Compare
Sex with a fat bird -More Than
Sex with a sailor - Admiral
Sex with a posh bird -Privileged
Sex with a transvestite - Confused . com
Sex for over 50s - Saga
Sex in the Amsterdam red light district - Compare the Market . com
Sex before the big match - Swift . com
Sex in the back seat of a car with several women ... Sheila's Wheels
Author:  Andrew [ Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:54 pm ]
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Very good Jim....brought a smile to my face.... ummm were you recalling past events?
Author:  tr7v8 [ Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:38 pm ]
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Andrew wrote:
Very good Jim....brought a smile to my face.... ummm were you recalling past events?

Sex? you are joking I've been married nearly 15 years!
Author:  rapidstu [ Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:11 pm ]
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I joined the mile high club, only downside was, i flew virgin and joined on my own! :lol:
Author:  rapidstu [ Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:14 pm ]
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My wifes been missing 3 weeks now. the police said to expect the worst.
So i'v been back to the charity shop and collected her clothes. :lol:
Author:  lindsayhbrown [ Mon Jan 02, 2012 8:51 pm ]
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Not spoken to my wife over the Christmas holidays ...... well its rude to interupt !!
Author:  rapidstu [ Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:33 pm ]
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My wife just fell down a wishing well, i didnt realise they worked!
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