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| Author: | Andrew [ Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | This Duck is.... dead |
Woman brings a duck to Vet. Vet says, Your duck is dead. Woman says, Are you sure? Yes, says Vet. How can you be sure you've done no tests. Vet brings in a labrador retriever which sniffs the duck and shakes his head. Next, a cat which sniffs the bird and shakes its head. Vet says, Sorry, but as I said your duck is dead. Vet hands woman a bill. She cries, £820 to tell me my duck is dead! Vet says, If you had taken my word for it the bill would be £20 but Lab Reports and Cat Scans cost extra! |
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| Author: | sam [ Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: This Duck is.... dead |
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