My kids have dragged me into the 21st century and bought me a 'modern' Nokia mobile phone. There was nothing wrong with my old one really, I mean just because it was powered by a separate car battery with a carry-handle on it
Actually it's so basic it doesn't even have a camera on it, or any picture facility, which is just as well seeing as one of my clients asked "did you get the photo I sent you?". I told her that I hadn't received it because my phone is too basic........ she had sent a picture of her naked breasts! Why do they do things like that? Without her face I wouldn't have known who it was from 
Unfortunately the built in ring-tones are pretty dire. On one of my previous phones I had the tune my next door neighbour wrote - 'She Sells Sanctuary'. It's great but it starts off a bit quiet so by the time I heard it the callers had generally hung up!
Anyway, to the point (eventually) - what type of ring tone do you have and where do you get them from for free? Are there any good Porsche related ones out there?
I can wait until you've all sobered up
She says she likes my Porsche. Now I will have to sell it. 