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 Post subject: First 2012 humour!
PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:51 pm 
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Are you insured for sex? Below is a list of companies catering for most tastes .

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 Post subject: Re: First 2012 humour!
PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:54 pm 
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Very good Jim....brought a smile to my face.... ummm were you recalling past events?

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 Post subject: Re: First 2012 humour!
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Andrew wrote:
Very good Jim....brought a smile to my face.... ummm were you recalling past events?

Sex? you are joking I've been married nearly 15 years!

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 Post subject: Re: First 2012 humour!
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I joined the mile high club, only downside was, i flew virgin and joined on my own! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: First 2012 humour!
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My wifes been missing 3 weeks now. the police said to expect the worst.
So i'v been back to the charity shop and collected her clothes. :lol:

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Not spoken to my wife over the Christmas holidays ...... well its rude to interupt !!

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 Post subject: Re: First 2012 humour!
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My wife just fell down a wishing well, i didnt realise they worked!

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